Tiloser

pancakeruby:
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
If this ain’t me

nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021:

4444555666777888999:
This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon
surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

heroesandvidya:

bidoof:
remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”
“YO! Eddie boy, yous tellin’ me, that you is some kinda…Dracula?”

gaycism:

archgayge:
gaycism:
gays ruined the word hole for eternity
i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”